Your data is valuable: Share it and become part of a

Universal Basic Income pilot program.

Life as content is boring. Join your local data free club and

enjoy a content-free vacation!

Virtual Reality Universal Pre-K

is available at no cost, starting at 18 months.

You crave free and open Internet so you book a trip to

Dubai for Data Tourism!

Ivy League universities announce a plan to provide subscribers of the top three internet providers with

free, VR versions of their courses.

Your grocery bill is cut in half because you signed up for your Internet Service Provider’s

integrated food network!

Celebrate Content Independence Day!

For one day only enjoy independently produced memes, videos, articles, games, apps, and music.

Mom’s insulin isn’t delivered

because the satellite balloon Internet provider for your neighborhood blocked your drone delivery after purchasing a rival drone delivery service.

Your Skype calls don’t freeze.

Your favorite HBO series is streaming

faster and clearer than ever

but the Vimeo series you love ceases production.

A cybersecurity attack on the Neuralink brain-to-brain network

uploads false history

about a political candidate to everyone — including the hackers themselves.

Data Police track data obesity and waste,

asserting it’s good for you and the environment.

Internet access is a human right.

Broadband Basics, the new, free, tiered broadband service reaches 100% accessibility across the US,

bridging the digital divide.

Comcast merges with Uber and FedEx to automate delivery systems nationwide, reducing workforce and

setting the stage for Universal Basic Income.

Your content is flagged as a low-level national security risk, and your site is subject to

broadband speed penalties.

T-Mobile, the #uncarrier, and a consortium of media outlets take a stand

against fake news!

Two hundred sites are designated dubious sources and visiting them will throttle your service.

Your Facebook live video of police brutality

fails to upload.

You’ve hit your data cap,

change the privacy settings on your posts to public or pay $1.99 per month.